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TopFive's Funny Valentines for 2003 Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 I Love you Uncle Jacko, And the way you Share your bed. But it gets kind of scary When your nose Falls off your head. (Joseph Moore) As my lovely Magician's assistant, You're the star of my show! Take a bow! But remember, the next Time I saw you, You won't be half The girl you are now. (Larry Hollister) My loins are aflame With passionate desire, But your naughty bits reek Like an old burning tire. (Allen Lindsey) "O douleur! O douleur! Le temps mange la vie!" Sums up my feelings for you In classy French poetry. (Joseph Moore) Happy Valentine's Day To a wife with panache. How I wish you would wax off That tickly moustache! (Dan Weckerly) When we met, I was charmingly goofy, Yet you sat at the bar All aloof-y. Though I flirted my best, You were way unimpressed. I thought, "Screw it!" and slipped you a roofie. (Larry Hollister) Cyber flowers And virtual hearts, JPEG sweets And e-cupid darts. Our love was like A weblog profound, Till you went 404 File Not Found. (Ann Bartow) Your love is like A summer's day, It lasts about twelve hours. If it were more Like a summer month, I'd probably spring for flowers. (Dave Wesley) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.