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TopFive's X-Rated Valentines for 2003 Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 Roses are red, Violets are blue. You go down on me, Then I'll go down on you. (Mark Weiss) Roses are red, Violets are blue. And so are my balls From dry-humping you. (Cathie Walker) As your priest, I have Watched you grow up now. You're a dearly-loved Part of my flock. I just hope you've Forgotten your childhood When I secretly Fondled your cock. (Larry Hollister) Your skin's pink hue, Your dainty feet, Makes this po' heart Just skip a beat. But it ain't love, I don't see no lady, Think more like Deliverance, And you're Ned Beatty. (John Treusch) You're as smart As Madame Curie, And you look Like Debra Winger. But I cheat on you With dwarves and nuns, So let's go On Jerry Springer! (Carolyn Rosser) Such heights of Ecstasy we trod, While down the Highway speeding. I plowed your hole But hit a pole, It's all over But the bleeding. (John Treusch) Like a deer through the woods, You led a good chase. I like a gal with spunk ...all over her face. (Allen Lindsey) Just because I'm broke, I'm no less of a man. I'll go down on you, Like a 401(k) plan. (Andy Krakowski) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.