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TopFive's X-Rated Valentines for 2003
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You can cuff me to the bed,
And gag me, lest I shout.
But shove that
Candle up my ass?
Okay... but lit end out.
(Brad Osberg)
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For the past few
Months, my dear,
Not a thing has
Come between us.
So color me
Surprised to learn
My Suzi has a penis!
(Carl Knorr)
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Your dark eyes do beckon,
And shine in the night;
I've longed to be with you
Here in the moonlight.
So let's savor this passion,
Forbidden but true,
Before Farmer Brown wakes
And comes out to milk you.
(Mark D. Sabien)
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As gentle breezes
Kiss your hair,
And make the waters ripple,
I'll kiss your cheek
And then your neck,
And then each brazen nipple
We'll rock the boat
As I conclude
My not-so-secret mission,
While voyeurs on the
Shore applaud
Our V-day exhibition.
(Doug Finney)
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Let's not let our friends in,
Or answer if they phone us.
I knew your tits
Were awesome,
But your cock's
An added bonus!
(Carolyn Rosser)
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If you were a stripper
I'd fill your string with bills,
But since you go commando,
Your spot will get the thrills.
(Cathie Walker)
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You once liked
These love cards,
All cutesy and corny.
Now it's "Bend over, baby,
'Cause I'm feelin' horny!"
(David Scott)
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When they ask how we met,
Let's stick to this story goal:
We met at your church
Instead of a glory hole.
(Carolyn Rosser)
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