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TopFive's X-Rated Valentines for 2003 Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 I'll defend my country in Iraq. If I hear my leader's whistle. But before I do, Come over here And kiss this soldier's missile. (David Scott) Your melons huge, A boob deluge, Areolas like two platters. But alas your chest Has foiled my quest, To overcome Premature spatter. (John Treusch) Make the sentiment Fit to a tee, That's a method to base A good card on. This one's totally Perfect for me 'Cause the front has A really huge heart on. (Larry Hollister) Happy VeeDay to you, In a wish that's not hollow Yes, I love you enough So that each time I swallow. (Dan Weckerly) The Roses are red And I've brought the lube. 'Cause if I can't get no head Then I'm screwin' your boobs. (Ed Brooksbank) I can explain what I was doing With that dildo from your shelf: You see, I took it literally When you said, "Go fuck yourself." (Allen Lindsey) You're the one that I want From your feet up to your ears. I'm sorry that you caught me Whacking off to Britney Spears. (Greg Preece) Be my love forever -- Not that you have a say. Chained to my heart And my basement below Is where you'll always stay. (Joseph Moore) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.