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TopFive's X-Rated Valentines for 2003 Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 The way that you love me Really rings my bell, But, my backdoor man, There's that unpleasant smell. (Joseph Moore) My heart is yours 'Tis always true, But that's not the part I want in you. (Kevin Freels) Ain't it a shame? I honestly pity ya! Honey, I'm sorry I gave you chlamydia. (Peter Rogers) Instead of a kitty Or a cute little pup, What say I give you A great big old schtup? (Paul Schindler) If this present is chocolate, I'll kiss you. If it's flowers, I'll hug you, my dear. If a 10-carat rock's In the tissue, We'll be fucking Like bunnies all year. (Larry Hollister) In magazines I've desired you, Your hair like golden floss. Of all the faces I have seen, Yours is the best I've come across. (Allen Lindsey) The Hours, and Bound. Mulholland Drive. Girl-on-girl action! Why won't you just try? (Andrew Thomas) Your ass is divine, You've got a great pair. But there's something crusty In your pubic hair. (Allen Lindsey) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.