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TopFive's Super-Seduction Valentine's Cards Page 1 | 2 | 3 For you, I'll fill up my boudoir with peace and joy and love. But please don't ask if I would mind trying on a glove. (Andrew Thomas) My sugar-lumps, I love you so -- you fill me with desire. I'll still love you even though your hourly rate got higher. (Jeff Scherer) I promise to be good to you, and never treat you wrongly. (Besides, I'll make you scream in bed -- I'm hung quite like a donkey!) (Yoram Puius) My skin is milk white, 'cause I'm online day and night, and my hair is rapidly going. But I'm post-IPO and I'm rolling in dough -- that should get your juices flowing. (Jeff Johnson) Roses are red, Politicians are sleazy. Will you be mine? (I hear that you're easy.) (Don Swain) R U 14F? Beep! You've got mail :-) But if U R a Fed, Eeep! I'll get jail :-( (Kim Moser) Roses are red, tulips are yellow. You read me your poems, I'll show you Longfellow. (Mitch Patterson) We're both white trash, bred by the dozen, and now it's time, to do me, cousin. (Martell Stroup) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.