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TopFive's Super-Seduction Valentine's Cards Page 1 | 2 | 3 Your assests are delightful. Your beauty's not debatable. But what I like about you best, is that you're not inflatable. (Doug Finney) Your skin's like satin to the touch. Your visage is divine. I long for your embrace so much. (This crap works every time!) (Larry Hollister) My silk sheets are cool, My lava lamp's hot, If you'll give me ten minutes, I'll take the wet spot. (Andrew Thomas) Roses are reddish, and painfully thorny. With your S&M fetish they'll make you quite horny. (Larry Hollister) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.