• The Plague of Summer Blockbuster Movies
  (Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD)
  (Larry Baum, Hong Kong)

• The It was dark and I thought she was my wife Hotel Plague.
  (Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA)

• The Kathy Lee and Frank Family Values Infomercial Plague
  (Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX)

• 7 glorious days of partly sunny, followed by 7 devastating days of partly cloudy
  (David Kass, Queens, NY)

• Roli Eboli
  (Matt Diamond, Holland, PA)

• Infestation of the Beanie Babies
  (Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA)
  (Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA)

• The Strange Urge to Eat Two Breakfasts Plague
  (Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA)

• No-Bills-Larger-Than-$20-After-Dark plague and you're a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup-crazed Donald Trump
  (Sam Evans, Charleston, SC)

• The 6-1/2 inning plague where your jockeys permanently crease your ass before the 7th inning stretch.
  (Sam Evans, Charleston, SC)

• Molly Ringworm
  (Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA)

• Soggy Hushpuppies Plague
  (Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA)

• Psuedoporcine Spamflatulence
  (Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA)

• "World's Best Grandpa." (Oops! That's one of the top 15 stupid *plaques*.)
  (David Hyatt, New York, NY)

• Randy Travis Plague
  (Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA)

• The Not Available In Any Store Panpipe Plague
  (Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA)

• Plague of Chaffed Thighs
  (Jim Key, Garland, TX)

• The Macarena
  (Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Hawaii!)
  (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL)
  (Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA)

• The year dandruff ran amok....winter in July!
  (Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV)

• The "You Will Learn, Grasshopper" Plague
  (Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC)

• Mantovani's Revenge
  (Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA)

• Really Bad Nostril Itch
  (Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY)

• The Dan Quayle Plage
  (Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA)

• No Tee Times on Wednesdays
  (Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA)

• Lemon custard twisters
  (Brad Schreiber, Los Angeles, CA)

• 40 Days and 40 Nights Rain of Magazine Inserts
  (Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA)

• The Army Drill Sergeant at Your Pajama Party plague
  (Martell Stroup, Reno, NV)

• Multitudinous swarm of ladybugs
  (Marianne Tatom, Austin, TX)

• The limp appendage plague
  (Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA)

• The Plague of Don Knotts Tattoos
  (R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA)

• The Everyone Talks Like Pee Wee Herman Plague
  (Randy Wohl, Ma'ale Adumim, Israel)

• The Bubba Plague
  (Larry Baum, Hong Kong)

• The Artist formally know as ______ Plague
  (Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA)

• The Plague of Bad Mid-Season Replacement Sitcoms
  (Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA)

• The Top 5 Contributest Plague
  (Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX)

• All of your Raisin Bran will contain only ONE scoop of raisins.
  (David Kass, Queens, NY)

• Bakker-face
  (Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA)

• A Plague of Area Code changes.
  (Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT)

• Your Slip Is Showing Plague
  (Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA)

• NAFTA-induced Baionese Molluskular Trouser Lice
  (Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA)

• The Pauly Plague
  (Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA)
  (Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA)

• The Plaid Plague
  (Fred Hesby, Portland, OR)

• Plague of Large-Eared Texas Billionaire (cin I tawk?!?!)
  (Jim Key, Garland, TX)

• The Tom Arnold Plague
  (Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR )

• The Baby Pictures Plague
  (Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC)

• A Plague of Osmonds
  (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)

• Plague of Excessive Ear Hair
  (Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA)

• Vertically Challenged Flies - Inability of Democrats to keep their pants zipped.
  (Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA)

• The Harpo Marx Plague: You don't say a word, but your harp playing is magnificent!
  (Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN)

• To Scott Baio: In recognition for his efforts to thwart Ross Perot's efforts by sticking live clams in his pants. (Oh, I'm sorry... that's a Stupid PLAQUE!)
  (Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN)

• Acquired Limbaugh Deficiency Syndrome
  (Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY)

• Limbaughosis. Characterized by weight gain, compulsive desire to emit hot gas, and loss of chromatic vision, causing the victim to see everything in black and white.
  (Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN)

• The Plague of Roscoe the Crack Monkey
  (R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA)

• The "Wash Me" Written In The Dust On Your Car Plague
  (Bo Williams, Huntsville, AL)

• All Code Must Be COBOL Plague
  (Randy Wohl, Ma'ale Adumim, Israel)