• "Those drab olive fatigues really bring out the color of your eyes."
  (Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD)

• "Come on baby, I'm tired of hand-to-hand combat, if you know what I mean."
  (Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA)

• "YOOOOOOUUUUU GAWDAWFUL WORTHLESS BUCKET OF SLIME! HOW ABOUT LUNCH SOMETIME, IF YOU'RE FREE?"
  (Matt Diamond, Holland, PA)

• "Actually, I'm more of a 'thrill sergeant', if you get my drift."
  (Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA)

• "I find you absolutely bewitching!" (Wait...that's a Dick Sergeant pick-up line...)
  (Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA)

• "Hi, they call me the 'booby trap', if you know what I mean."
  (Dave George, Arlington, VA)

• "I don't need a tent-pole when I bivouac, darlin'"
  (Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI)

• "Ya know... I can gut a man from crotch to sternum in 1.4 seconds."
  (Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI)

• "You know what they say about guys who wear big drill sergeant hats, don't you?"
  (Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA)

• "Hey you maggot-turd-worm-scum-weak-kneed-sissy, your hair smells awfully nice today."
  (David W. James, Los Angeles, CA)

• [In cadence] "I don't know but some folks say... You and me should hit the hay."
  (Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA)

• "Let's you and me take in a sunset and blow away some chipmunks."
  (Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA)

• "The Marine Corps builds men, and this one was built just for you."
  (Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR )

• "Ya wanna scrub latrines or run my private obstacle course, honey?"
  (Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV)

• "The way you wriggle your nose is just magical!" (Oops, that's a pickup line for Dick Sargent)
  (Michael Migdol, Osaka, Japan)

• "I'm not at attention; I'm just happy to see you."
  (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)

• "Hey, babe, want to help me polish my 'weapon'?"
  (Vickie Neilson, Carlsbad, CA)

• "Could you field strip that carbine in a dark foxhole? How about a quaint bistro?"
  (George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO)

• "Listen up, maggot! I'm only going to say this once! You've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen!"
  (Greg Pettit, Houston, TX)

• "You know, there's a reason I learned to do one-handed push-ups."
  (Greg Pettit, Houston, TX)

• "I'd love to make it with you... why don't you enlist?"
  (David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO)

• "Did I ever tell you my Grenada stories?"
  (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA)

• "Missy, are you wearing regulation skivvies?"
  (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA)

• "Hey babe, wanna go back to my tent and practice some close order drill?"
  (Sterling Smith, Houston, TX)

• "Why yes, that *is* an M-16 round in my pocket."
  (Sterling Smith, Houston, TX)

• "Drop and give me your phone number, maggot!"
  (Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA)

• "Nice buzz cut -- who does your hair?"
  (Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA)

• "Semper Thigh, baby."
  (Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA)

• "This heart ain't the only thing that's purple."
  (Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN)

• "I saw the way you wiggled your nose at me." (oops...a Dick Sergeant pick-up line)
  (John Voigt, Chicago, IL)

• "You make me want to 'stand at attention'."
  (John Voigt, Chicago, IL)

• "I'll have you court-martialed---for stealing my heart!"
  (Peg Warner, Derry, NH)

• Runner Up list name
  (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)