• Kiss the Girls... and Burn in Hell, You Sinner
  (Steve Skaggs, Louisville, KY)

• Cream 2: The Butter Churn
  (Dawson McKay, whereabouts unknown)
  (Matthew Bender, Reston, VA)

• Children of the Barn
  (Darrel Heard, South Lyon, MI)
  (Larry Silvey, Dublin, CA)

• Shadow Puppet Theater... of DEATH!
  (Paul Atkinson, Portland, OR)

• We *All* Know What You've Done Every Summer Since Birth
  (David Hughey, Decatur, GA)
  (Kenneth DeGraff, Indianapolis, IN)

• The Pennsylvania Dutch Oven Massacre
  (Debbie Madison, Scotch Plains, NJ)

• The Pennsylvania Two-Man Saw Attempted Massacre
  (Tim Hicks, Richardson, TX)
  (Steiner Sellers, Sugar Hill, GA)
  (Donna Stevens, Hillsborough, NC)

• The Churning
  (Andrew Lias, Colorado Springs, CO)
  (Charles Jordan, Atlanta, GA)
  (Christine Leninger, Phoenix, AZ)
  (Craig Tanis, Little Falls, NJ)
  (J. Roda, Drums, PA)
  (Kevin Black, Misawa City, Japan)
  (Mark M., Houston, TX)
  (Matt Dragonfly Drury, Orlando, FL)
  (Wayne Jones, Toronto, Ontario, Canada)

• The Plow Hitch Project
  (J. Roda, Drums, PA)

• Silence of the Women Folk
  (Keith Alexander, Sandy Hook, CT)

• Dude, Where's My Buggy?
  (Charles Jordan, Atlanta, GA)
  (Fletcher Bumpus, Arlington, TX)

• Gone in 60 Hours
  (Bob Wharton, Parkersburg, WV)

• Traffic
  (Don Preston, Livonia, MI)

• Salem's Parking Lot
  (Eric C. Sanders, Roseville, MI)

• Barn Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Mennonite
  (Fletcher Bumpus, Arlington, TX)

• Invasion of the Buggy Snatchers
  (Jeff Spradling, Issaquah, WA)
  (Joe Lex, Philadelphia, PA)
  (Mike Rhone, San Jose, CA)
  (Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY)

• C.H.U.R.N
  (Guy Hoyle, Dallas, TX)
  (Nick Schweitzer, Atlanta, GA)

• Stephen Seagal is... Shaving With A Norelco
  (Todd W. Squire, Seattle, WA)

• A Touch of Weevil
  (The Lee Brothers, Chester, NY)

• Mennonite in Black
  (Mike Hughes, Beachwood, OH)
  (Michelle Purvis, Austin, TX)

• I Quilt On Your Grave
  (Chuck Cooke, Austin, TX)

• Christine: The Buggy from Heck
  (Brett Wood, Overland Park, KS)
  (Deirdre A. Andrews, Boston, MA)
  (Anne-Marie Keane, Boston, MA)
  (Ernie Newton, Granite Bay, CA)
  (Steve Stetler, Grand Rapids, MI)
  (Warren Cheney, Angola NY)

• Runner Up list name
  (Jeff Greene, Washington, DC)

• The Shiny-thing
  (Mike Heckman, Ossian, IN)

• Nightmare on Route 8: Recreational Sex
  (Michelle Purvis, Austin, TX)

• I Know What You Did at 4 A.M. Before Anyone Else Was Up
  (Wayne Jones, Toronto, Ontario, Canada)

• I Know What You Did Last Evening While Milking the Cows by Candlelight
  (Martin Fisher, Holly Springs, GA)

• I Know What You Did Last Summer Did Not Include Watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
  (Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada)

• The Pennsylvania Buggy Whip Massacre
  (Paul Atkinson, Portland, OR)
  (Matt Sullivan, San Diego, CA)

• The Pennsylvania Quilting Bee Massacre
  (Lisette Dugas, Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada)

• The Lancaster County Garden Hoe Massacre
  (Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA)

• The Blair Quilt Project
  (Stephanie Thompson, Brainerd, MN)

• Rosemary's Baby Wants a Cell Phone
  (Beth Toll, Philadelphia, PA)

• The Red Shoe Diaries
  (Mary Lynne Cuppett, Campbell, CA)
  (Donald J. Hunter, Houston, TX)

• Attack of the Real World
  (Dale Weese, Florissant, MO)

• The Unbuttoning
  (Debbie Madison, Scotch Plains, NJ)

• Hezekiah, Portrait of an Electricity User
  (Bernard Donohue, Glendale, CA)

• The Day the Sundial Stood Still
  (Audra Whitton, Annandale, VA)

• Attack of the Japanese Tour Bus
  (Eric Mele, Charlotte, NC)

• 12 Angry Mennonites
  (Frank Weisbly, Chatsworth, CA)

• Planes, Trains, Automobiles and Electricity
  (Josh Larson, Roseville, MN)
  (Kristoffer Bisher, Ogden, UT)
  (Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI)
  (Steve Grider, Las Vegas, NV)

• Edward Scissorhands II: Guard Your Beard!
  (John Mays, whereabouts unknown)

• Outhouse on Haunted Hill
  (Jennifer Westlund, Altamonte Springs, FL)
  (Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY)

• They Came from Brooklyn
  (John-Mark Mahnkey, Pullman, WA)
  (Peter Heitman, Boston, MA)

• Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Churns
  (Jon Busby, Boston, MA)

• It Ran On Batteries
  (Matt Sullivan, San Diego, CA)

• Men In White
  (Trevor Naish, Calgary, Alberta, Canada)

• From Heck
  (Steve Stetler, Grand Rapids, MI)

• It Came from Jebediah's Beard!
  (Paul Orrison, Lakewood, CO)

• The Buggymen
  (Roy Opochinski, Toms River, NJ)
  (George Archer, Parkville, MO)
  (Bill Memberg, Cleveland, OH)

• And the Buggie Will Rock
  (Steiner Sellers, Sugar Hill, GA)

• The Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee Visiting-The-Quaint-Pennsylvania-Countryside Video
  (Rob Povlitz, Columbia, SC)

• Little Shop of Electronics
  (Candy Koogler, Fountain Valley, CA)
  (Rob Miles, Salem, VA)

• I Know You Used a Telephone Last Summer
  (Eric Mele, Charlotte, NC)
  (Matt Pagano, Chicago, IL)
  (Scott E. Frank, Brandon, FL)
  (Anastasia Watkinson, London, UK)

• I Know You Purchased Trousers With a Zipper Last Summer
  (Todd W. Squire, Seattle, WA)
  (Sean Johnson, Charlotte, NC)

• It Came from Cracker Barrel!
  (Jon Siger, Cincinnati, OH)

• Buffy the Quilt Sewer
  (Robert House, New Providence, NJ)

• Honorable Mention list name
  (Kevin Black, Misawa City, Japan)