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~~~ The Mahir Phenomenon ~~~

By now a good percentage of Internet-connected people
have had the distinct pleasure of visiting the website of
Mahir, the Turkish Stud. Last week, for reasons known
only to Internet inventor Al Gore, a swift and powerful
buzz went across the net regarding the website of this
handsome fella, who evidently considered himself God's
gift to women the world over. His website was getting
millions of hits, Salon Magazine did an interview with
him -- the man had become an overnight cyber-star!

Never shy about hopping on a publicity bandwagon, Top5
decided to do a Mahir list. Just as we were about to
publish the list, Mahir changed his website, removing
the funny parts and replacing them with a lengthy story
detailing how someone had hacked his original site to
make him look like the ultimate doofus. Now the world may
never know exactly how much of a doofus Mahir truly is.
Regardless, our list was too funny to go to waste, so
we thought we'd share it with our ClubTop5 posse.

If you haven't yet seen Mahir's website, please check
it out before reading the list -- otherwise, the list
makes no sense whatsoever. You might also want to check
out the update version with Mahir's commentary. Lastly, you can read the Salon Magazine articles, #1 and #2, on Mahir.


Okay, now that you're all caught up, read our

Top 12 Signs You're on a Date With Mahir



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