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July 30, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
You notice him/her from across the room.
He/she glances at you and shyly smiles.
Now the ball's in your court, my friend.
You only get one shot at this -- don't screw it up.
The Top 16 Bad Icebreaker Lines
- "Wow! I had no idea they made women's shoes that big!"
- "If you had to pick one, would you rather live long or prosper?"
- "You have the most beautiful eyes. I'd like to donate them to a starving third world nation."
- "Hi, I'm Michael Vick."
- "Would you like some shrimp? Because I'm not going to finish this one."
- "May I borrow your belt? I need to expose a vein."
- "Ever go to a 'Star Trek' convention dressed like an Orion slave girl?"
- "Hey, wanna come see a turd shaped like a horseshoe?"
- "You're not, in any way, affiliated with or a regular viewer of 'Dateline NBC' are you?"
- "Hey, I'm a malpractice attorney, and based on those breasts, I think we should talk."
- "Know what my favorite thing about riding the bus is? BRRRRRRRM VROOOOM VROOOOM!"
- "I see you're reading the new Harry Potter book! Has Ron died yet?"
- "Oh come on, get up. Like you've never been punched in the throat before."
- "My balls started itchin' the moment I saw you -- and I *always* listen to my balls."
- "I've never seen a butt-crack tattoo of Cerberus that large before."
and the Number 1 Bad Icebreaker Line...
- "So how do you like your job at Discount Shoes where you work Monday through Thursday and ever other Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.?"
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Selected from 121 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1 (31st #1) Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4, 6
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 7, 15
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 8, 9 Website / Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 10
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 13
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 14 Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 16
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Atomic Rooster, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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