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Same great microwave taste since 1905!
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May 15, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Baby Einstein is a company that produces DVDs
and toys for kids up to three years of age.
Their DVD line includes such titles as:
Baby Beethoven Symphony of Fun
Baby Shakespeare World of Poetry
Here are a few they apparently forgot:
The Top 16 Bad Ideas for Baby Einstein DVDs
- Baby Lynndie Detention Center of Anatomical Humiliation
- Baby Tupac Turf War Tactics
- Baby Dannielynn Paternal Custody Maelstrom
- Baby Simon Constructive Criticism
- Baby Paris Hide 'n' Seek Hymen Adventure
- Baby George W. Pronouncifier Dictionary Book
- Baby Baldwin Dial-a-Daddy Diatribe
- Baby Gore Polar Bear Apocalypse
- Baby Imus Multi-Target Verbal Sniper Range
- Baby Whitney Whacked-Out Crack House
- Baby L. Ron Fantastic Fables
- Baby Britney Disappearing Forest Mystery
- Baby Dahmer Flavors-of-Mankind Gourmet Kitchen
- Baby Brangelina Family Geography Bee
- Baby Foxworthy Are You Smarter Than a Zygote?
and the Number 1 Bad Idea for a Baby Einstein DVD...
- Baby Snoop Mothaf***in' Pizzarty Planner, Beyotch!
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Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.
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Selected from 129 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (10th #1)
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
- Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 3
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, 8 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 5 Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 7
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 11
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 12
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 13
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 14, 16 Website / Hall of Famer
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 15
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Three O'Clock, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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