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August 21, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
We're currently doing Fiver Month, during
which each day's list will be compiled by one
of the moderators of our Little Fiver lists.
Top5 Relationships moderator Trish Jensen once
dreamed of being rich. Then something went horribly
wrong and she somehow became a writer instead.
For fun, Trish writes romantic comedy novels;
for the *big* bucks, she writes for Top Five.
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The Top 17 Bad Internet Pickup Lines
- "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?"
- "Anonymity makes me even more handsome."
- "Your *dot* has me anything but calm."
- "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?"
- "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?"
- "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?"
- "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort."
- "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L."
- "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name."
- "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship."
- "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?"
- "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?"
- "My AIM says IM the one for you."
- "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon."
- "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?"
- "Do u like me? Text '1' for 'Yes,' '2' for 'No.'"
and the Number 1 Bad Internet Pickup Line...
- "Hey wait, are you an FBI agent? Because that's even hotter."
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Selected from 94 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1, 17 (26th #1)
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2, 17 Hall of Famer
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Russ Beland, Springfield, VA -- 7, 11
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 9, 16 Hall of Famer
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 10
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 11
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 12
- Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 13
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Ross Bennett, Reedsville, PA -- 17
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 17 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 17 Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- Advice Columnist
- Chris White, Studio City, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Cheap Trick, Rockford, IL (explanation)
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