January 22, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The "undeclared" 2008 presidential candidates have
suddenly begun declaring, and it is our patriotic
duty as Comedy-Americans to mock them mercilessly.
First up: Illinois Senator Barack Obama.
The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans
- Barack to the future!
- Please ignore the Middle-Easterny name.
- Because the whole "slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name" thing didn't work out so well.
- Face it, America: It's me or the Ice Woman.
- Once you go Barack, you never go back.
- Barack: Cultural Learnings of Books and the Enlightenment for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
- Hey, what's the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!
- Not Hillary Clinton for president.
- Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans.
- Straight Outta Cul-De-Sac
- He beats Hillary hands down in the bathing suit competition!
- After our last president, we need one Hussein.
- Obama: Just pretend he's Irish.
- Restoring English as the official language of State of the Union addresses.
- C'mon, you KNOW you want to see Trent Lott piss his pants!
- America: Movin' on up!
- It's time for a different B.O. in the White House.
and the Number 1 Barack Obama Campaign Slogan...
- As American as imam's apple pie!
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Selected from 130 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, 2 (78th #1) Hall of Famer
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 2, 6
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2, 10
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 3
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 4, 14
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 4
- Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina -- 4
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 5
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 6
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 8
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 11
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 12, 15
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 13
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 14
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 15, 16 Website / Hall of Famer
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 15
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 15
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 17, Banner Tag
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 18
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 18
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Joe Walsh, Wichita, KS -- Ambience (explanation)
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