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August 28, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Mattel is fighting to prevent a porn model's
website from using Barbie's name, claiming
China Barbie is unfairly benefiting from its
success with the 48-year-old line of dolls.


The Top 15 Barbie Porn Movies
(R-Rated)


  1. Bang the Doll Slowly

  2. 101 Caucasians

  3. Crouching Barbie, Hidden Nipples

  4. The Gimp on the Barbie

  5. Sister Act 4: Hello-o-o-o-o, Skipper!

  6. Searching for Barbie's Fissure

  7. My Fantastic Fur Got a Rise Out of the Silver Surfer

  8. Fast Times as Midge Mounts Guy

  9. Dirty But Not Hairy

  10. Catch Me If You're Ken

  11. An Inconvenient Lack of Genitalia

  12. Ditz on a Blaine

  13. Malibu's Most Wanton

  14. Bend-Her

    and the Number 1 Barbie Porn Movie...

  15. The No-Vagina Monologues



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Selected from 135 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 1 (8th #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 3
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 6
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 7
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 9
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 10, 12
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 13
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 14
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 15
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Mud, South London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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