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Serving the Sugar Land area since 1966.
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January 24, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Maxim magazine compiled a list of the best
worst things to happen to men in 2007.
Wonderful. But shouldn't they stick to doing
photo spreads of lingerie-clad starlets and
leave the intellectual heavy lifting to TopFive?
The Top 15 Best Things
to Happen to Men in 2007
- Yet another year's worth of Catholic schoolgirls turned 18.
- Improved spam filters allow us to imagine fewer people will learn the truth about our tiny penises.
- For another full year, the word "vagina" still made us giggle.
- Miss South Carolina: a beautiful young woman who posed no intellectual threat whatsoever to *any* of us.
- If Scott Baio can knock up a Playmate, there's hope for all of us.
- There are now as many patties available on a McDonald's burger as blades available on a disposable razor.
- During the second half of the year, airport restrooms were relatively Larry Craig-free.
- Two seasons of "Dancing With the Stars" to distract us from all those violent sports.
- Jimmy Kimmel continued to prove that even minimally talented, dumpy, doughy, out-of-shape, pasty-faced guys can nail hot, funny chicks.
- The day "Queer Eye" got cancelled, those lucky Hawaiian shirts jumped back in the weekend rotation.
- Britney Spears became such a raving nutcase that our once-fantasy chance with her is now a legitimate opportunity.
- The rising popularity of Ultimate Fighting and MMA brought us one step closer to our dream of being violent howler monkeys with toothbrushes.
- Another year gone and Pam Anderson has yet to bio-degrade.
- While it took Burger King to introduce it to women, we basked in the knowledge that *our* lexicon has included the word "meatnormous" for years.
and the Number 1 Best Thing to Happen to Men in 2007...
- Old, bald, frighteningly ugly Salman Rushdie rebounded from losing his supermodel wife by picking up a hottie girlfriend half his age within a couple months. And if it can happen to him, then it can happen to any-- HEY! STOP LAUGHING!!
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Selected from 62 submissions from 26 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1, 14 (31st #1) Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 4, 8, 15 (Hat trick!)
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 5
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 7, 11
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 7
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 9
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 10, 12 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 13, Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Lou Reed, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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