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November 6, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
"Harry Potter" author J. K. Rowling said at
a book signing that Albus Dumbledore, the
head of the famed Hogwarts School, is gay.
What other secrets might her characters be keeping?
The Top 14 Big Secrets of Harry Potter Characters
- Harry earns spending money by selling Hermione's panties on eBay.
- Nobby has starred in several dragon-skin flicks under the name Rex Lizardtamer.
- Dumbledore's love-hate, life-and-death, soul-ripping torment was but a trifle when compared to Fluffy's former crush on Michael Vick.
- Mrs. Weasley sometimes needs to use the Memberus Rigido spell on Mr. Weasley.
- Dobby? Straight!
- Ollivander once got fired from a scoutmaster job for his creepy habit of "taking wand inventory."
- Let's just say that a certain someone's nickname in seventh year was "HerBIone."
- "The boy who lived" is actually short for "The boy who lived with a ball gag in his mouth during the summer breaks."
- Draco Malfoy once invited Ron Weasley to "slither in."
- A careful study of the spellbooks shows at least two spells that aren't just English words with "us" tacked onto the end of them.
- Neville, armed with his Nimbong 2000, was an avid purveyor of the "herbology dark arts."
- That's a drunken Hermione sporting a wand and little else in "Wizards Gone Wild IV."
- Detention with McGonagall gets a lot more interesting when she skips the cat shtick and takes the form of Monica Bellucci.
and the Number 1 Big Secret of Harry Potter Characters...
- Hagrid once ate a baby.
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Selected from 83 submissions from 30 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 1 (19th #1) Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 3
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4, 8, 10 (Hat trick!) Website / Hall of Famer
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 5
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 7
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 11
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 12 Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 13, 14
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Buju Banton, Kingston, Jamaica -- Ambience (explanation)
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