August 23, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Actor Bill Murray was pulled over by Swedish police
early Monday while driving a golf cart through
downtown Stockholm under the influence of alcohol.
The Top 16 Bill Murray Excuses
- "I'm sorry, officer, but I thought this was Amsterdam. I get away with all kinds of shit there."
- "I was chasing this gopher, see..."
- "Of course I know there's a Swede limit in speedin'!"
- "What can I say? I have a helluva slice."
- "Thought I'd troll and flash my pimp cred in case Elin Nordegren-Woods has an older sister in town. Rowr!"
- "I'm rehearsing a scene for 'Swedish Meatballs'."
- "About time you guys showed up! Give me an escort -- there's a Saab executive who ran out of Tuborg on the 15th tee!"
- "I'm caddying for Tiger's brother, Norwegian Woods."
- "I can't take breathalyzer tests -- I'm still full of booze from my 'Saturday Night Live' days."
- "This is fun. I've never played a par 47 before."
- "I was forced to take over the wheel when Bjorn Bork fell out on the freeway."
- "Back off, Sven! I'm a Ghostbuster"
- "Boy, that John Daly can hit a ball. Have you seen a Titleist 4?"
- "I'm not Bill Murray. I'm my brother, John Murray."
- "Lord, this is the biggest IKEA ever! Where the heck is the kitchenware?"
and the Number 1 Bill Murray Excuse...
- "Nobody told me there was a police hazard on this course!"
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Selected from 107 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 1, 11 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 2
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3, 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 4
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 5 Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 6, Topic
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 7
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 8
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 9
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 11
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 12 Website / Hall of Famer
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 13
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 14
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 15, 16
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 15
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 15
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 15
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 15
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Black Flag, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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