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We're too sexy for our list.
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June 5, 2008
The Top 14 Bizarre Moments
in the "Sex and the City" Movie
- Samantha waits until *after* the opening credits to bang her first dude.
- Carrie is briefly shown to be wearing white pumps from the Martha Stewart Collection at K-Mart... after Labor Day, no less.
- The girls all join up to go fight in Iraq; Carrie changes the name of her column to Sects in Sadr City.
- The awkward moment where the rest of the girls walk in on Charlotte's private moment of wearing a T-shirt and dirty sweats, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and eating cold pizza on the couch while watching Arena Football and scratching herself.
- After the girls find the toilet seat up again, Charlotte announces she wants to be called Charles from now on.
- Chris Noth, apparently confusing his movie and TV roles, spends the whole movie investigating who stole Carrie's new shoes.
- Kim Cattrall's reenactment of the Lassie scene from "Porky's" lands her a new nickname: Old Yeller.
- Carrie's steel-cage shoe battle with Imelda Marcos.
- For a moment, the movie sustained incredible tension when Miranda seemed like she was about to sneeze, but then the feeling passed.
- A jarringly loud alarm clock goes off every 20 minutes to wake up all the straight men in the audience.
- Hilarious scene where Matthew Broderick shows up and gets Carrie to skip school.
- Animators at Disney/Pixar succeed in making Kim Cattrall's vagina look almost hospitable.
- Calls from interested guys are replaced by telemarketing offers from AARP.
and the Number 1 Bizarre Moment in the "Sex and the City" Movie...
- Yves Saint Laurent tells the girls he'll just die if they wear his clothes.
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Selected from 91 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 1 (2nd #1)
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 3
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 6, 13
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 7
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 8
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 9
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 10
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 12
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 14
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Jill Gallagher, Seatlle, WA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Van She, Sydney, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)
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