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The Atkins-Friendly Humor List!
October 22, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

You may have noticed TopFive was listless on Friday.
I had begun compiling the submissions for our first
ClubTop5-only list in a while, only to be reminded
how time-consuming that particular task can be.

So then, today's list was hand-fashioned from submissions
sent in by our lovely and talented ClubTop5 members.

Click for information on joining ClubTop5.


The Top 20 Books About Nudists


  1. The Chronicles of Nudia: The Lyin' Old Witch With No Wardrobe

  2. A-Raisin' in the Sun

  3. A Thousand Splendid Buns

  4. The Scarlet Pecker

  5. Atlas Shrugged, Then Dropped His Pants and Joined In

  6. The Wind in the Willies

  7. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn at an Inopportune Time on the Subway

  8. The Brothers Carr Are Massive

  9. Warren's Piece

  10. Uncomfortable George Rides a Bike

  11. White Thang

  12. Fear of Clothing in Las Vegas

  13. The Great Racksby

  14. That Fellow Chip of the Schwing

  15. Good Tight Moon

  16. The Woman Who Mistook Her Husband for a Hat Rack

  17. A Clear and Present Dangler

  18. David Cop-a-feel

  19. To Kill an Appetite

    and the Number 1 Book About Nudists..

  20. Shaved New World



Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.

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Selected from 403 submissions from 211 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Greg Otte, East Peoria, IL -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Barbara Farabaugh, Reading, PA -- 2, 13
  • Steve Theberge, Plaistow, NH -- 3, 20
  • David A. Kaufman, West Orange, NJ -- 3
  • Steve Stetler, Grand Rapids, MI -- 4, 7
  • Carey Leigh Rogers, Lilburn, GA -- 5
  • J. Roda, Drums, PA -- 6
  • Chris von Seggern, Cibolo, TX -- 7
  • Bryan J. Field, Tallahassee, FL -- 8
  • Michael Eagleson, Marietta, GA -- 9
  • Marilyn Foster, Lafayette, IN -- 10
  • Steve Tyra, Phoenix, AZ -- 11
  • Darren Pilgrim, whereabouts unknown -- 12
  • Mike Grudzinski, Maryville, MO -- 14
  • Linda Landes, Findlay, OH -- 15
  • Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI -- 16
  • Jim Penrose, Long Beach, CA -- 16
  • Rob Holland, Cambridge, MA -- 17
  • Lisette Dugas, Fredericton, NB, Canada -- 18
  • Rob Graber, Minneapolis, MN -- 18
  • Richard Claiborne, Encino CA -- 19
  • Carl M. Nelson, Tampa, FL -- 20
  • Matt Cattrell, Columbus, OH -- 20
  • Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX -- 20
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Abscess, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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