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February 29, 2008


The Top 20 Celebrity Rapper Names


  1. George W. Bush: DC DizzAsta

  2. Al Gore: Vanilla Ice-Cream

  3. Matthew McConaughey: 6Pac

  4. Tyra Banks: M.C. Glamour

  5. Andy Pettitte: Stoolio

  6. Britney Spears: DJ Snazzy Snatch

  7. Marlee Matlin: Mis Def

  8. Bill Clinton: Lil' Wilt

  9. Chris White: Quaaludakris

  10. Warren Buffett: Kazillionaire

  11. Paris Hilton: The Flirtorious V.A.G.

  12. Hugh Hefner: Ol' Lucky Bastard

  13. Richard Simmons: Flama Flame

  14. Howard Dean: Runs D.N.C.

  15. Mary-Kate Olsen: N.R.X.E.A.

  16. Michael Jackson: Kid 'N Play 'N Don't Tell Your Mother

  17. Michael Vick: Kil Bow Wow

  18. Miss Teen South Carolina: Um'n'Um

  19. Larry Craig: Queen Latrina Featuring Foot-C

    and the Number 1 Celebrity Rapper Name...

  20. Ron Jeremy: Sir Dixalot



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Selected from 63 submissions from 23 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 1, Banner Tag (19th #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 7 Hall of Famer
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4, 14 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5, 10 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 6, 16, 20 (Hat trick!)
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 8
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 9, 14 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 11, 12 Website
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 17
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 18 Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 19
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Jaggerz, Pittsburgh, PA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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