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TopFive.com
With special guest soloist Nigel Tufnel.
March 5, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

TopFive would like to bid a fond farewell to a member
of our family, Richard W. Lipp of Lenexa, Kansas, who
died unexpectedly on Friday. Richard was a long-time
TopFive reader and a contributor to our Ruminations
list, as well as to many of our Little Fiver lists.

Richard, you'll be sorely missed.


Today's list is a companion piece to last week's
"Closing Statements in a Clown-Killer Trial" list.


The Top 15 Clown Mafia Nicknames


  1. Dominic "Rubber Chicken" Cacciatore

  2. Vinnie "Yeah, That's His Real Nose" Scungilli

  3. Paulie "Size 25 Floppy Cement Shoes" Patrone

  4. Joey "Chuckles the Goon" Scarpacci

  5. Maury "Acid-Squirting Flower" Piacenza

  6. Beauregard Alonzo "Beau 'Zo" Marconi

  7. Fredo "Trunk Stuffer" Donizio

  8. Carmine "Honk, Honk, Stab, Stab" Delvecchio

  9. Rudy "The Red Nose" Reindieri

  10. Tomaso "Joy Buzzer of Death" Tagliani

  11. Marcel "Tight-Lips" Marceau

  12. Flippy "Puppygutter" Floppy

  13. Sir Zagnut Alouicious Giggledorfer "The Bowel Butcher" VanderWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  14. Tony "Scarf Ace" Montanella

    and the Number 1 Clown Mafia Nickname...

  15. Ronald "Ronnie the Shoes" McDonald



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Selected from 83 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 1, 6 (11st #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3, 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5, 10
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 6
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 7, 14 Hall of Famer
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 7
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 8
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 9
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 11 Website
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 11
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 12 Hall of Famer
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 13
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 13
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 15
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Big Chief, Ann Arbor, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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