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Well, then I guess there's only one thing left to do...
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March 18, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
British McDonald's restaurants will give
high school credits to employees who
complete on-the-job training programs.
The Top 16 Courses at McDonald's High School
- Marketing 316: What the Hell Were We Thinking? Grimace
- Time Management 101: Extending the Five-Second Dropped Food Rule to Ten Seconds
- McPsychology 101: It's Food If We Tell Them It's Food
- Chemistry 114: Mop Bucket Hydrology
- Psychology 406: Keeping Existential Despair at Bay While Smiling
- Anatomy 101: Fryeronics and Impromptu Skin-Grafting
- Mathematics 316: Applied Imperial-to-Metric Conversions and the 113-Grammer With Cheese
- Cowculus
- Beverage Economics 101: Pushing the Ice
- Home Economics 215: Living Quietly and Obediently on $5.75/hr
- Anatomy 320: Advanced Table-Wiping Biomechanics
- Pastry Geometry 320: Pie Are Square
- Legal Symposium: Coffee and the Labia -- Two Great Tastes That Don't Go Great Together
- Marketing 409: What the Hell Were We Thinking? The McDLT
- Self Defense 214: Using Sporks, Scalding Coffee and Hockey Puck Patties as Weapons
and the Number 1 Course at McDonald's High School...
- Physical Education 423: Speed Flipping and Endurance Standing
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Selected from 85 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, 10 (51st #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 2
- Andrew Thomas, Shrewsbury, MA -- 3
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4, 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 5
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 7, 12 Hall of Famer
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 8
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 13
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 14
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 15
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 16
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Tony Basil, Philadelphia, PA -- Ambience (explanation)
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