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August 31, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Monday is Labor Day -- a holiday here in
the U.S. of A. So we'll be laboring over
a hot grill with a cold brew in our hand.

See you on Tuesday!


The Top 15 Democrat Election '08 Bumper Stickers


  1. Sure, we'll mop up the mess.

  2. Our turn! C'mon! Our turn!

  3. Edwards/Obama/Clinton: the Middle-Aged Mod Squad!

  4. We couldn't POSSIBLY do any worse!

  5. Them: underage pages. Us: adult interns. Who's perverse?

  6. Klaatu Barack Obama: He comes in peace.

  7. Stop the inanity!

  8. Not your father's moron candidate.

  9. Presidential-scandal-free for nearly 7 years.

  10. Don't look here -- the joke is in the White House.

  11. It's NUKE-lee-ur, dumbass!

  12. Do you want Howard Dean to yell at you again?

  13. Stop global warring.

  14. This time, nothing can go worng!

    and the Number 1 Democrat Election '08 Bumper Stickers...

  15. Elect the cast of "Survivor: D.C."



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Selected from 77 submissions from 28 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1, 14 (39th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 5 Hall of Famer
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 5, 9
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 6
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 7
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 8
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 9
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 10
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 11
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 12, 14
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 15
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Terence Blanchard, New Orleans, LA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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