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April 18, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
People ask how they can find TopFive on
the social media websites. So here you go:
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
And the funniest Twitterer of all:
Mitch Kobriger's Twitter
To close out a week with a very shaky publication
schedule, we're giving you two lists in one today.
In fact, this list is so long, you should take it
with you to read next time you go to the DMV.
The Top 30 DMV Slogans
- That blank stare means we're working for YOU!
- We'll drive YOU crazy!
- You can't spell "Honey, you gave me VD!" without DMV.
- Any friggin' day now!
- Get your license during lunch! (Applies to employees with seven-hour lunches ONLY)
- Come back soon! With that third form of ID.
- It's always rush hour HERE!
- Don't like our service? Go to our competitor instead! Heh heh.
- Free photo with every license purchase!
- Your tax dollar at... never mind.
- Good till you at last drop
- We put the dumb in boredom
- Bring a newspaper. No, a magazine. Better yet, a book. A thick one. Thicker... Thicker...
- We don't care because we don't HAVE to
- So easy, a surly, embittered caveman can do it.
- Now with excessive humidity!
- You're one in a million to us
- We don't make the way you look in photos -- we make it suckier
- Still better than riding a city bus
- If you worked here, you'd be scowling by now!
- Come for your license. Stay for... EVER!
- Smile-free for <179> days!
- When it absolutely, positively has to be done in four to five laborious hours in a slow tedious fashion.
- Farfroworkin'
- Ironically, we're neither civil *nor* servants!
- Faster than a herd of turtles in a sea of peanut butter!
- It's Wait-tastic!
- Go ahead and tell us you weigh 125. It ain't called a truthcense!
and the Number 1 DMV Slogan...
- Beginning Sudoku player to Grand Master in just one visit!
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.
Join today!
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Selected from 133 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 1, 8 (18th #1)
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 12, 19 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4, 30
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 5, 24
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 6, 23
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 6
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 7
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8, 20
- Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 8 Website
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 9 Website
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10, 27 Website / Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 11
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 13, 29 Website / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 14 Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 15
- Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 16
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 17
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 18
- Andrew Thomas, Shrewsbury, MA -- 21
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 22
- Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 23 Website / Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 25
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 26 Hall of Famer
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 28
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 29
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Steve Barton, Marietta, GA -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Fuel, Harrisburg, PA -- Ambience (explanation)
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