|
|
July 28, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Jack "Dr. Death" Kevorkian is running for Congress,
having thrown his creepy hat into the race for
Michigan's 9th District seat. Let's help him out.
The Top 15 Dr. Kevorkian Campaign Slogans
(Part I)
- All the Way With Dr. K.!
- Give Me Liberty or Give Me-- Ah, Screw It. Just Give Me Death!
- Needling Republicans Since 1982
- By Late October, He'll Be Running Unopposed
- Kiss Your Troubles (and Loved Ones) Goodbye!
- Giving a Whole New Meaning to "Population Control"
- Hey, All You Reaganites: How Does "Jack the Gipper" Sound?
- A Chicken in Every Pot, a Running Car in Every Closed Garage
- Pull the Lever for Jack! (NO! NOT *THAT* LEVER!!!)
- The Breath Stops Here
- Mourning Again in America
- The Best Creepy Death-Stare Since Laura Bush!
- Solving the Social Security Crisis, One Sick Grandma at a Time
- Rocking the Euth Vote!
and the Number 1 Dr. Kevorkian Campaign Slogan...
- Change You Can Bereave In
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.
Join today!
|
Selected from 123 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 1, 14 (18th #1)
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 7 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 3
- Russ Beland, Springfield, VA -- 3
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 4
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 6
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 8, 10
- Cristina Vida, Baltimore, MD -- 9
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 11
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 12 Website / Hall of Famer
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 13
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 15
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Topic
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Queen, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
|
|
