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TopFive.com
Icy. Italian. Cool.
July 29, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Jack "Dr. Death" Kevorkian is running for Congress,
having thrown his creepy hat into the race for
Michigan's 9th District seat. Let's help him out.


The Top 15 Dr. Kevorkian Campaign Slogans
(Part II)


  1. Death to America!

  2. Vote or Die! No, Really. We Mean It.

  3. Better Than a Slow, Painful Death by Taxation

  4. The (Gan)Green Alternative!

  5. Finally, a President Who REALLY Wants to See Bin Laden Dead

  6. Would It Kill You to Vote for Dr. Jack? No, But It Might If You DON'T!

  7. Read My Cold, Blue Lips: No More Estate "Death Tax!"

  8. Better Dead Than... Well, Just Better Dead

  9. Jack Kevorkian: Changes We Can Live With. Or Not.

  10. For More Biers

  11. Sometimes the Best Man for the Job Is Really, Really Creepy

  12. Apparition Accomplished

  13. Because Grave Issues Require Out-of-the-Box Thinking

  14. Term Limits With TEETH, Baby!

    and the Number 1 Dr. Kevorkian Campaign Slogan...

  15. Did Somebody Say "Exit Strategy"?



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Selected from 123 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Cristina Vida, Baltimore, MD -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 2, Banner Tag
  • Russ Beland, Springfield, VA -- 2
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 3
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 4
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 5, 6, 14, Topic
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 7
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 8
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 10
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 11
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 12 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 13
  • L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 14
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Queen, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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