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June 13, 2008


The Top 17 Drug Names We'd Like to See


  1. Constipation: Krapustart

  2. Birth Control: Bangaway

  3. Urinary Tract Infection: P-Eze

  4. Hearing Loss: Heyuyesyu

  5. Narcolepsy: Nodofnomor

  6. Genital Herpes: Wymilord

  7. Obesity: Pillates

  8. Male Pattern Baldness: Chialis

  9. Insomnia: Noxuwout

  10. Bipolar Disorder: CalmudownHEYLETZGOSKIDIVING

  11. Diarrhea: Indejonalday

  12. Anemia: Dracularin

  13. Enlarged Prostate: Niagra

  14. Hemorrhoids: Sorassnomor

  15. Female Dryness: Nookiloob

  16. Adult ADD: Trikutinbakondastarbux

    and the Number 1 Drug Name We'd Like to See...

  17. Irritable Bowel Syndrome: Splattarrest



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Selected from 116 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 1 (16th #1)
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 2, 8
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 3
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4, 7
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5, 10 Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 6
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 12
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 13 Website
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 14
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 16
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 17
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Alanis Morrisette, Ottawa, ON, Canada -- Ambience   (explanation)

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