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October 8, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Swedish game show host Eva Nazemson recently projectile-
vomited on camera and didn't miss a beat, explaining to
viewers that she was having a rough menstrual period.

TopFive hears you, sister!

Surely, though, there must be a more polite way to
refer to the projectile-puking of a game-show host.


The Top 16 Euphemisms for Game-Show Host Vomiting


  1. "And the password is: Bleeaaahhh"

  2. Hitting the Bad Tuna Whammy

  3. Alex Treblecching

  4. Asking the all-important tossup question

  5. Bidding on the porcelain showcase

  6. Buying a textured vowel

  7. Introducing Upchuck Woolery

  8. *Blanking* one's cookies

  9. "Johnny, tell them what they've chummed!"

  10. Returning the Rice-a-Roni

  11. Taking "Potent Pukables" for $1000

  12. Doing it up the gut, Bob

  13. Naming that lunch in four flavors

  14. Meal or no meal?

  15. "Ralph Spewer, come on up!!!"

    and the Number 1 Euphemism for Game-Show Host Vomiting...

  16. Phrasing your answer in the form of a chowder



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Selected from 128 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 1, 11 (16th #1)
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 5, 9 (Hat trick!) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 4
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6, 12 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Yoram Puius, Boston, MA -- 6
  • Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Pearl City, HI -- 7
  • Andy Grosser, Boston, MA -- 8
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 8
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 10
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 10
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 11
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 12, 15
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 14 Hall of Famer
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 16 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 16
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Ani DiFranco, Buffalo, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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