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June 8, 2007


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The Top 14 Euphemisms for Getting a Bikini Wax


  1. Solving the Bermuda Triangle

  2. Smoothing out the chinrest

  3. Waxing rip-sodic

  4. Grooming the hair-apparent

  5. Excavating the overgrowth for a new landing strip

  6. Joining the Southern District of Hari Krishnas

  7. Playing Truth or Nair

  8. Weed-whacking the front porch

  9. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Depilatory

  10. Taking a drive on the crotch Zamboni

  11. Clearing brush down at the Labial Ranch

  12. Turning Gene Shalit into John Waters

  13. Adding to your "Why I hate men" list

    and the Number 1 Euphemism for Getting a Bikini Wax...

  14. Clear cutting the forests of Mt. Venus



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Selected from 122 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1 (28th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 2
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 4
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 5
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7, 11 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 9
  • Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 10
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 12
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 13 Website
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 14
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- List moderator, Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Paul McCartney, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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