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June 19, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The designer of the Pringles potato chip container
died last month and his burial requests were honored:
His ashes were buried in a Pringle container.
Okay, maybe it's the 'shrooms talking again,
but that brings out all sorts of burial ideas...
The Top 20 Fitting Burials
- Hillary Clinton: buried, resurrected, buried, resurrected, buried, resurrected...
- Clarence Birdseye: cryogenically preserved
- Dick Cheney: burial details and location classified until 2108
- Peter Benchley: buried in a sharkophagus
- Carrot Top: buried vertically, with just his "carrot top" hair sticking out of the ground -- and there's no need to wait until he's dead
- Al Gore: buried on a balmy, sun-drenched beach in Greenland
- Tony Orlando: buried at dawn
- Kenny G.: ashes spread in dentist offices and elevators nationwide
- Dick Clark: preserved with no embalming fluid whatsoever, then dropped in Times Square
- Michael Vick: buried under six feet of dog shit
- Chris White: buried beneath a tombstone reading "... and the Number 1 Reason You Shouldn't Be Mourning Me: I can see up your skirt from here!"
- John Candy: buried in a vending machine
- Michael Jackson: buried in McCauley Culkin
- Ann Coulter: doesn't matter where, just make sure the stake is in her heart
- Criss Angel: buried in the soda can YOU'RE DRINKING FROM RIGHT NOW!!!
- Hugh Hefner: buried in a melon patch
- Lisa Nowak: buried in a large, adult diaper thrown in the face of that little Shipman bitch!!!
- Barbara Bush: buried in a Quaker Oats container
- Lew Alcindor: kareemated
and the Number 1 Fitting Burial...
- Paris Hilton: buried in a somewhat pretty, albeit extremely shallow, grave
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Selected from 128 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1, 7 (24th #1)
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 2, 17
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 3, 12 Website
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 5
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 6
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 8
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10, 16
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 13, 18
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 14
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 15
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 16 Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 18
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 19, 20 Hall of Famer
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 20 Hall of Famer
- Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Fugs, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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