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April 15, 2008


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The Top 22 Geek Bumper Stickers
(Part I)


  1. My kid is on the Honor Roll at Starfleet Academy.

  2. These colors don't run. And neither can I.

  3. My other car is a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor

  4. Tape on your glasses *is* the Prime Directive

  5. I'd rather be MMOing.

  6. WWWWD? (What would Wil Wheaton do?)

  7. Chugh SoH vam tlho'llj tlhlngon ghojmoH (If you can read this, thank a Klingon teacher)

  8. Vote Vader

  9. I was beat up by your honor student

  10. Gates lied, Netscape died!

  11. If this minivan is rocking, I'm having an asthma attack.

  12. Daylight is over-rated

  13. Hit my bumper to continue

  14. This vehicle powered by Dilithium crystals, the true alternative enerrgy source!

  15. Woz Is My Co-Pilot

  16. Ctrl-S the cetaceans

  17. If you can read this, you're within transporter range

  18. Newbie on Board!

  19. www.HotForShatner.com

  20. How's my driving? Call 254.127.2.1

  21. My half-elf is a 6th-level cleric at Thunderspire Labyrinth

    and the Number 1 Passage From a Fake Gang Memoir...

  22. Brake or brake not -- there is no try.



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Selected from 684 submissions from 251 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Stephanie Landes, Cleveland, OH -- 1, 20 (Woohoo!)
  • Eric Landrieu, Mount Laurel, NJ -- 2
  • Marc Schmitzer, Karlsruhe, Germany -- 3
  • Gina Donahue, Boston, MA -- 4
  • Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX -- 5, 13
  • Guy Reeves, Houston TX -- 6
  • Mike Ranston, Boise, ID -- 7
  • Tom Wideman, Grapevine, TX -- 7
  • Catherine Werst, San Luis Obispo, CA -- 8
  • David Bloyer, Comer, GA -- 9
  • Ron Arol, Sausalito, CA -- 9
  • Sharon Schiffman, Woodbridge, NJ -- 10
  • Steve Stetler, Grand Rapids, MI -- 11
  • Cap't Bob, Orcas Island, WA -- 12
  • Rich Donegan, Syracuse, NY -- 14
  • Felicia Herman, Minneapolis, MN -- 15
  • Bob Lohr, Alexandria, VA -- 16
  • Kim G., Portland, OR -- 17
  • Juanita Hubbard, whereabouts unknown -- 18
  • Mike Frihart, Tulsa, OK -- 19
  • Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 20
  • Sanjay Nair, Pittsburgh, PA -- 21
  • Keith Fangman, Mentor, OH -- 22
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag (Hall of Famer)
  • Chris White, Studio City, CA -- List owner/editor
  • Lionel Richie, Tuskegee, AL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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