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April 16, 2008


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The Top 22 Geek Bumper Stickers
(Part II)


  1. This car is protected by Gorlog, Imperial Overlord of the Third Realm!

  2. Happiness is a warm +2d20 Sword of Sundering

  3. KISSCII MY ASCII

  4. I'd rather be jerking off to pictures of Jerri Ryan

  5. My other car is also my Mom's

  6. Bye, bye, Miss American 3.14159!

  7. 1f U c4n r34D tH15, U n33D 2 G3t l41D

  8. Ask me about my Linux cluster

  9. Forget my kid -- *I* was an honor student all four years at Einstein Computer Technology Magnet High School

  10. Don't blame me, I voted for Picard!

  11. IT guys do it with... oh, who am I kidding?

  12. Twitter? I hardly know her!

  13. +3 Taurus - of Doom!

  14. I support the right to bear arms, stormtrooper legs and Chewbacca teeth

  15. I Brak for Cheezburgrz

  16. WWSLD? What would Sergey and Larry do?

  17. Parasitic alien embryo on board

  18. I learned to drive in Second Life

  19. Warp 8 is for wusses

  20. My child can disable your firewall

  21. Vista Happens

    and the Number 1 Geek Bumper Sticker...

  22. </tailgating><bitch>



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Selected from 684 submissions from 251 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Don Reid, Sedalia, MO -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Catherine Werst, San Luis Obispo, CA -- 2
  • Gil Graybill, whereabouts unknown -- 3
  • Peter Reinke, Pueblo, CO -- 4
  • Pedro Pinheiro, Lisbon, Portugal -- 5
  • Mark Grigoleit, Perth, Australia -- 6
  • Armen Zaybekian, Mendham, NJ -- 7
  • Fran Geebeck, Manhattan Beach, CA -- 7
  • Eric Landrieu, Mount Laurel, NJ -- 8
  • Dwight Burke, Wilmington, DE -- 9
  • Steve Stetler, Grand Rapids, MI -- 10
  • Greg Otte, Peoria, IL -- 11
  • Keith Trahan, San Diego, CA -- 12
  • Bill Hewins, Fort Thomas, KY -- 13
  • Juli Rockwell, Barnesville, OH -- 14
  • Mike Ranston, Boise, ID -- 14
  • Eric Mader, Captain Cook, HI -- 15
  • Jon Clegg, Manchester, United Kingdom -- 16
  • Brigham Young, Leominster, MA -- 17
  • Gina Donahue, Boston, MA -- 18
  • Michael Majewski, Troy, MI -- 18
  • Paul Childs, Edmonton, AB, Canada -- 18
  • Ron Arol, Sausalito, CA -- 19
  • Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN -- 20
  • Randy Pan, Goat Rock, CA -- 20
  • Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA -- 21
  • David Hughey, Decatur, GA -- 22
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag (Hall of Famer)
  • Chris White, Studio City, CA -- List owner/editor
  • Smashing Pumpkins, Chicago, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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