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July 17, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The seventh and FINAL book in the Harry Potter
series will hit the stores this Saturday.
The Top 15 Guesses at the Last Line of
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"
(Part I)
- "Lord Voldemort was vanquished, but the wacky adventures of Anakin Potter had just begun!"
- "And then Harry joined hands with J.K. Rowling, and they set off, dragging the huge crate of money behind them, laughing all the way to the bank."
- "It was many, many years and a good many adventures later that Harry, as he was known in bygone days, greeted the small man who answered the round door with a hearty 'It is good to see you again, my friend Baggins!'"
- "Lord Voldemort, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
- "So it's off to Wizard College for Harry and his friends, where Ron reduces his brain to a grey, quivery pudding in his first semester after hollowing out his Quidditch broom to make the most magickal, mind-blowing bong on record."
- "You know, Hermione, you should wear more sweaters."
- "And then Harry awoke, still in his small bed under the stairs at 4 Privet Drive, and turning to Suzanne Pleshette, said, 'Man, that was one long, freaky nightmare -- I dreamed I was a wizard.'"
- "Oh, Auntie Petunia, there's no place like Hogwarts!"
- "As the three friends turned away, the last of the trains pulled out of Paddington Station with its cargo of doomed muggles."
- "But before Hermione could console him over his rookie failure, Harry cried out, 'Cialis Erecto Viagralum!'"
- "The Dursleys of Number 4 Privet Drive never saw it coming."
- "Caressing the stiff wand, Harry replied, 'I wish I knew how to quit you, too, Ron.'"
and the Number 1 Guesses at the Last Line of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"...
- "Suddenly, everybody was run over by a truck."
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Selected from 97 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 1 (9th #1)
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 2, 7, 12 (Sorting Hat trick!)
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 3
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4, 9 Website / Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 4
- Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 5
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT -- 7
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 8
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 10
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 10
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 11
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
- Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Eubie Blake and Noble Sissle, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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