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November 22, 2005
The Top 15 Movies About Thanksgiving
(Part II)
15> Dude, Where's My Carving Knife?
14> 9 1/2 Beaks
13> Saving Private Ryan Some Pie
12> Grease-y
11> Sweet Potato's Baadasssss Pie
10> Poultry Goosed
9> The Hand That Drops the Ladle
8> The Silence of the Yams
7> Waiting to Unbutton My Pants and Exhale
6> The Inedibles
5> Avian vs. Predator
4> How Stella Got Her Gravy Boat
3> Beltloose
2> Thaw II
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Movie About Thanksgiving...
1> Having Potroast 'Cause the Gobbler's on Fire
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[ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ]
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"Stove Top Snuffing" and "Glutton for Punishment"
The Runner Up and Honorable Mention submissions
for today's list come later in this message.
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Selected from 166 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (32nd #1/Hall of Famer)
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 (Hall of Famer)
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3 (Hall of Famer)
Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4 (Rookie!)
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 6 (Rookie!)
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 7
John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 8
Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 8
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 8
David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 8
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 8
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 (Hall of Famer)
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 10, 12 (Rookie!)
Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 11
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13 (Hall of Famer)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 14
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 15 (Hall of Famer)
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
The Platters, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience
Ambience explained: http://www.topfive.com/arcs_am/am112205.shtml
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~~~~ ClubTop5 Too Much Fun Links of the Day ~~~~
Dubya -- the Movie
Starring the one one and only...
http://www.dubyamovie.com
Thanks to J. Hamilton for the tip.
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International Federation of Competitive Eating
Sixty-seven hamburgers in eight minutes!
http://www.ifoce.com
Thanks to Mike Powers for the tip.
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Send submissions to 2much@topfive.com
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--==++ Rumination of the Day ++==--
If you love someone, set them free -- then if
they come back to you, you'll know it was truly
meant to be. If they don't come back, though,
it's best to keep calling every couple of days,
you know, just to see if they were *trying* to
return but maybe got hit by a bus or something.
(Michael Whitmire)
Send submissions to submit@ruminate.com
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--==++ TopFive's Current Events ++==--
A secretary and six laboratory workers at Kaiser Permanente in
Anaheim, Calif., held the winning ticket for the $315 million
Mega Millions jackpot -- but still went to work the next day.
A company spokesperson said, "They worked on various projects:
mooning bosses, burning $100 bills and Xeroxing their bare asses."
(Jerry L. Embry)
Two Iraqis claimed Monday that American soldiers threw them into
a cage of lions in a Baghdad palace, as part of a terrifying
interrogation in 2003. Photos have now surfaced showing the
lions snickering while pointing to the prisoners' genitalia.
(Brad Osberg)
In her first interview in over a year, Monica Lewinsky told
a reporter from the Washington Post yesterday that she still
has a weight problem and that she still misses her happy
days as a Washington intern. Ms. Lewinsky says she blames
both of her problems on her addiction to eating ding-dongs.
(Fanny Bright)
Send submissions to: events@topfive.com
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--==++ TopFive's Five-Word Newsflash ++==--
Item: Matthew McConaughey, sexiest man alive.
Comment: People magazine, WTF?
(James Floyd)
Send submissions to: flash@topfive.com
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The Runner Up & Honorable Mention submissions
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Movies About Thanksgiving
RUNNERS UP list -- Stove Top Snuffing
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A Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 9: Freddy vs. My Uncle Gus From
Cleveland and His Electric Knife
(John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN)
Dead Bird Cooking
(Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO)
Dressed to Fill
(Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA)
Midnight Runs
(Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA)
Pilgrim's Pride and Prejudice
(Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX)
The Gizzard of Aahs
(Stephanie Shiner Thompson, Brainerd, MN)
The Sisterhood of the Unbuttoned Pants
(Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA)
Yammageddon
(Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO)
Runners Up list name
(Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX)
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Movies About Thanksgiving
HONORABLE MENTIONS list -- Glutton for Punishment
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8 Giblets in an Innards Bag
(Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS)
Agobbleypse Now
(Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA)
All the Wings Men
(Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX)
Baste the Drumstick Slowly
(Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)
Harry Potter and the Surfeit of Stuffing
(J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA)
The Turkinator
(Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ)
The Unbearable Heaviness of Being
(Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
Twelve Angry Men When the Cable Goes Out at Halftime
(Gretchen Stille, Brookfield, IL)
Honorable Mentions list name
(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)
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