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C L U B T O P 5
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November 2, 2011
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Reality "star" Kim Kardashian is filing
for divorce from NBA "star" Kris Humphries
after only 72 days of "marriage."
The Top 17 Movies About the Kardashian-Humphries Marriage
17> Mutiny on the Booty
16> Nightmare on E! Channel
15> Beverly Hills Flop
14> United 72
13> How to Use a Guy for 72 Days
12> Sixteen Scandals
11> The Fast and the Frivolous
10> Divorcing Miss Lazy
9> An Affair to Dismember
8> 9 1/2 Weeks, Give or Take a Weekend
7> Mrs? Doubtful
6> The Girl With the Iron-Clad Prenup
5> "Around the World" for 72 Days
4> Cock-Blocked, and Two Smoking Sisters
3> Dude, Where's Your Pride?
2> Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Movie
About the Kardashian-Humphries Marriage...
1> It's a Wonderful Lie
[ Copyright 2011 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]
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"Kim Cheese" -- the Runner Up submissions
for today's list come later in this message.
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Selected from 104 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1, 7 (31st #1)
Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 2, 12
Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 3, 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 (Hall of Famer)
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 5, 8
Jeremy Shelley, Huntsville, AL -- 5
Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX -- 5
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 6, 8 (Hall of Famer)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 8
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 8 (Hall of Famer)
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 9
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 10
Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 11
Daina Schatz, New York, NY -- 13
Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 14, 16
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 15
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 17
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- Topic (Hall of Famer)
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Studio City, CA -- List owner/editor
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~~~~ ClubTop5 Too Much Fun Link of the Day ~~~~
In which old Chinese men... well, just watch.
[Kind of NSFW]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdJZnFccVnM
Thanks to Travis Ruetenik for the tip.
Send submissions to 2much@topfive.com
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Public Advised to Avoid Area as Jim From Accounting's "Occupy
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Early Winter Storm Slightly Moistens Panicked Californians
Playboy Magazine Found Under Mattress Solves Mother's Laundry
Mystery
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--==++ Musing With Mitch ++==--
by Mitchell Kobriger
I have to admit, I wear those ribbed condoms inside out --
for MY pleasure.
I enjoy sneezing as much as the next guy, but three in a row
is my max. After that, it's just work.
If I were thinking up a name for powdered meat, berries and suet,
I sure wouldn't have picked "pemmican."
Take it from Mitch: Never take a date to a theme restaurant,
unless the theme is "cheap sex, and plenty of it."
E-mail Mitch: mitch@topfive.com
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Movies About the Kardashian-Humphries Marriage
RUNNERS UP list -- Kim Cheese
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'Nup in the Air
(Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID)
10 Weeks Later
(Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH)
ADD About You
(Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI)
Altared Flakes
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Best Little Whore in California
(Jeremy Shelley, Huntsville, AL)
Death to Moochy
(Jeremy Shelley, Huntsville, AL)
Despicable She
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Dial "K" for "Kee-hrist"
(Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)
Dude, Where's My Prenup?
(Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX)
Humphries Hears a WTF
(Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA)
Looking for Mr. Goodbye
(Randy Pan, Sulphur, LA)
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Bush
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Pub. Fiction
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Raiders of the Lust Art
(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)
Sex, Apparently
(Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX)
Spouse of Shammed and Vogue
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Stand By Me (For Just Like Five Minutes, 'K?)
(Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan)
The Best One-Fifth of a Year of Our Lives
(John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI)
The Bride Wore Spanx
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
The Irreconcilables
(Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA)
The Lyin', the Bitch, and the OMG, Did You See That Wardrobe?
(Richard Skora, Columbus, OH)
The Money Clit
(Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA)
The Sawskank Revulsion
(Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)
The Usually Suspect
(Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)
Wait Until Snark
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Wedding for Schmucks
(Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID)
While You Were Beyond Caring
(Lisette Dugas, Fredericton, NB, Canada)
You've Got Bored
(Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
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