Fran Fruit
grew up during the era when dinosaurs ruled the earth and Dinah
Shore ruled television. She has survived into the twenty-first
century and become an Internet humor writer due to extreme
stubbornness and avoidance of falling asteroids. She's still waiting
for her flying car, vacation on the moon and robot maid, but will
settle for a direct-to-brain download of all print and electronic
media ever created.