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Bill Muse
is currently serving 12 to 20 years in the Walla Walla state penitentiary for product tampering involving spaghetti sauce.
"I was only trying to correct the seasoning," he whines. "Those bastards at Prego--they're the criminals."
Prior to adopting his new uni-locational lifestyle, Bill performed stand-up comedy ("twice!") and wrote allegedly
humorous essays for various publications, which were entered into evidence during the penalty phase of his trial, resulting
in sentencing beyond the normal range. Potential prison pen
pals can reach Bill at www.billmuse.com.
Inducted in 1997
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