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Hall of Fame Ansley Bartow Bauer Brown Clodfelter Downey Evans Freels Fruit Hart LeMel Henry Hering Hill Hollister Hurd Hull Jacobson Kass Knorr Koho Kwon James Johnson Lindsey Louderback Maybo Moore Moser Muse Olson Paternoster Rosenberg Rogers Scherer Schmidt Simanek C. Smith E. Smith Spiro Stoudt Swain Treusch Troise Voigt Walker Warner Weckerly Weilevy Weiner Weiss Wesley White Woo MIA Dan Weckerly says, "I can take no credit on my own for my TopFive submissions. From the beginning, I've merely been the messenger." The true comic genius in the family, according to Dan, is his black Labrador Retriever, Wesley, who, it has been determined, is channeling the spirit of comic headliner Henny Youngman. "I read him the topics, he tells me what to write, and the guffaws ensue. It's *Wesley* you want in the Hall of Fame, not me," Dan explains. Wesley also handles the weekly editing jobs for the Li'l Fiver Parenting List, whose accolades have also been incorrectly attributed to Dan. Dan and his wife and three daughters (and aforementioned dog) live in a suburb of Philadelphia, PA. He works as a communications manager for a health insurance company ("...only a notch above gun manufacturers, and two notches above the tobacco industry," he crows). Dan's other claim to fames include an appearance on ABC's Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, where his segment was deleted when he inadvertently knocked out Regis' dentures ("They *told* us to be animated, damnit!"). Further, he carries the distinction of being the last person alive to be able to sing, from memory, the theme song to the sit-com Nanny and the Professor. Inducted in 2002 © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.