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                         January 2, 2008


               The Top 5 Complaints of Mall Santas


 5> You keep hoping those busty girls from Orange Julius will pay
    a visit, but noooo -- every day, it's Rusty from Radio Shack.

 4> On December 26, it's back to ogling little girls in the park.

 3> You pee on one kid for a change and -- *boom!* -- Santa's
    doing hard time.

 2> No one really cares that you were once married to Britney
    Spears.


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Complaint of Mall Santas...


 1> Hard to send the appropriate toe-tapping signals in
    the men's room with those big-ass boots on.


          [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]


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Selected from 104 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN              --  1, 5  (16th #1)
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA        --  2
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX            --  3
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA           --  3
Kim Moser, New York, NY               --  4  (Hall of Famer)
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA          -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Studio City, CA          -- List owner/editor
Big Daddy and the Bluenotes, Flathead Valley, Montana  -- Ambience
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