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January 4, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Big-collar-and-poofy-sleeve-wearing Neil Diamond
said recently that JFK's young daughter was the
inspiration for his 1970 hit "Sweet Caroline."


The Top 16 Inspirations Behind Hit Songs


  1. Neil Diamond's "Cracklin' Rosie": Neil's right hand

  2. The Beatles' "Nowhere Man": Steve Fosset

  3. Styx's "Babe": that friggin' pig

  4. Devo's "Whip It": the Marquis de Sade

  5. Chuck Berry's "Maybellene": Tammy Faye Bakker

  6. R.E.M.'s "The One I Love": R.E.M.

  7. Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing": a viewing of "Ishtar"

  8. Bob Seger's "Turn the Page": Congressman Mark Foley

  9. MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This": Edward Scissorhands

  10. U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For": the American voter

  11. Iron Butterfly's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida": a sixth-grade education

  12. The Four Seasons' "Walk Like a Man": Frankie Valli, after the angry-mule incident that allowed him to hit those high notes on "Sherry Baby"

  13. Tony Orlando's "Knock Three Times": Senator Larry Craig

  14. America's "Horse With No Name": some seriously bad weed

  15. Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff": Dick Cheney

    and the Number 1 Inspiration Behind a Hit Song...

  16. The Beatles' "Can't Buy Me Love": Sergeant Andrea MacElroy, Undercover Vice Squad, Liverpool Police Department



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Selected from 88 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, 5 (49th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 2, 15 Hall of Famer
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 3
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 7
  • Gretchen Koch, Brookfield, IL -- 8
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 9
  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 10
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 12
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 14
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 16 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Righteous Brothers, Orange County, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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