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Hey, we gave *our* writers a 20% raise!
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January 22, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The U.S. Post Office is coming out with
Ol' Blue Eyes stamps -- first class, of course.
The Top 14 Interesting Things
About the New Frank Sinatra Stamp
- Hold the stamp up to the light and you see an image of Frank slapping Mia Farrow.
- It had a few of the other stamps perforated.
- Two cents from every stamp goes to the Gambino Family Legal Defense Fund.
- Each one comes with a 2-cent Joey Bishop stamp.
- The three previous Postmasters General all disappeared mysteriously after refusing to produce a Sinatra stamp.
- It claims to know nothing about what happened to the Marilyn Monroe stamp.
- Smells like Jack Daniel's and Lucky Strikes -- but *tastes* like Ava Gardner.
- Great, now Joe Piscopo's gonna want a stamp, too.
- It's the first reusable stamp, 'cause nobody cancels Sinatra, baby!
- Yes, it costs 41 cents -- but I know a guy....
- The public voted for the "Handsome Hollywood Legend Sinatra" stamp over the "Toupee-Wearing Mob-Thug Geezer Sinatra" stamp.
- So potent, women who lick it immediately become pregnant.
- If you can't find any Sinatra stamps, you can still mail your letter with a combination of two Dean Martins, a Steve Lawrence and an Edie Gorme.
and the Number 1 Interesting Thing About the New Frank Sinatra Stamp...
- Available only in peel and stick. Go ahead, just *try* to touch your tongue to Frank's backside, punk!
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Selected from 79 submissions from 30 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brigham Young, Leominster, MA -- 1, 5 (Guest! Woohoo!)
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 1 (7th #1)
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 2, 4 Hall of Famer
- Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 3, 10
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 4
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 7
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 8, 11
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 8
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 8
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 9
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 11
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 11
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 12
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 13
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 14
- Brigham Young, Leominster, MA -- Topic
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Dwarves, Chicago, IL -- Ambience (explanation)
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