December 7, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee said during a
campaign stop at a Dallas church that he believes "There is
not a disconnect between strong faith and good government."
Hmmm... so what if the Prince of Peace Himself ran for prez?
The Top 16 Jesus Campaign Slogans
(Part I)
- I may have risen on the third day, but I won't raise taxes!
- Hey, I *know* what I would do.
- Why elect some bozo with a messianic complex when you can get the real deal?
- The only Jew even Mel Gibson will vote for!
- A chicken in every pot, a car in every garage and all-you-can-eat loaves and fishes for everyone!
- Don't make Me come down there! Again!
- Remember the 11th commandment: Thou shalt vote for Me.
- It's the Deuteronomy, stupid.
- Now guaranteed assassination-proof!
- Did I mention Iowa is the closest thing to Heaven on earth?
- Trust Me, you *don't* want to piss off My dad.
- I'm Christ, bitch!
- Because undoing this administration's damage will take a miracle.
- Want Me to find Osama? Ten minutes, max!
- Being crucified by the media? Piece of cake, baby!
and the Number 1 Jesus Campaign Slogan...
- Vote for Me -- or you can go straight to hell!
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Selected from 130 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 1 (10th #1)
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 2, 14
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 2, 16
- Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 3
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 4 Website
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 5, 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 6, 7 Website
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 7
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 8, 12
- Randy Pan, Goat Rock, CA -- 8
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 10
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 10
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 11
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 12
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 13
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 15
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- Topic Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator, Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Nick Cave, Wangaratta, Victoria, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)
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