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Infused with the taste of mistletoe!
December 10, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee said during a
campaign stop at a Dallas church that he believes "There is
not a disconnect between strong faith and good government."

Hmmm... so what if the Prince of Peace himself ran for prez?


The Top 16 Jesus Campaign Slogans
(Part II)


  1. Vote for Me -- unless you happen to *like* frogs, flies and festering boils.

  2. Behold the power of the Lord as I part the red states!

  3. Rock thy vote. Or else.

  4. Universal healthcare? Form a line, miracle-seekers; I'm practically dripping with it!

  5. Blessed are my supporters, for to them shall go the pork.

  6. Attention, Alabama: How does water into Pabst Blue Ribbon sound?

  7. Unlike Dubya, I accomplished a lot on my own *despite* having a famous dad.

  8. Don't make me smite you.

  9. The Middle East already hates us -- why not *really* piss 'em off?

  10. You can't take a bribe if you have holes in your hands!

  11. JC and JFK in '08.

  12. My father did NOT have sex with that woman, my mother.

  13. Elect the anti-Cheney.

  14. Vote for a Middle-Eastern long-haired, sandal-wearing, religious-cult-starting, hanging-out-with-12-guys, convicted (and executed!) Jewish criminal.

  15. Separation, schmeparation!

    and the Number 1 Jesus Campaign Slogan...

  16. Wanna see a burning Bush in the White House, America? I can make it happen.



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Selected from 130 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 1 (11th #1) Website
  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- 2
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 3
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 4, 10
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 7
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 8
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 9, Topic Website
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 10
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 11
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 12
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 14 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 15
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 16
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator, Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Sons of Thunder, Chicago, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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