May 17, 2007
The Top 14 Last Words of Jerry Falwell
(Part I)
- "Screw the Lipitor, I feel fine!"
- "I'd always wondered what it would be like to try this with a contortionist."
- "Do I look fat in this hospital gown?"
- "Autoerotic what? Never mind, it sounds like fun. I'll give it a shot."
- "Waiter! More bacon and gravy!"
- "Waitasecond... what if one of you Jew doctors is the anti-Christ?"
- "Reverend Falwell here. Hello, Reverend Haggard! How are y-- What? '60 Minutes' found the video we made in Vegas?!?"
- "My new grandson's name is Tinky Winky Falwell?"
- "Agent McAvoy? What kind of name is that for a hooker dressed like a school girl?"
- "WTF? THEY CANCELED 'GILMORE GIRLS'!!!"
- "... and if I have abused the trust and faith of millions for personal gain, may the Lord strike me dead right here and n--"
- "It's chilly in here. Could someone please turn up the goddamn heat?"
- "Lord, please send me where I can do the most good."
and the Number 1 Last Words of Jerry Falwell...
- "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me on the way to churc-- AAAGH!"
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Selected from 132 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 1, 14 (28th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 2, 4
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 3
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 3
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 4
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 4
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 4
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4
- Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 4
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 4
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 6, 8
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 7
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 8
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 9, 12
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 11
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 13 Hall of Famer
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Anticon, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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