May 18, 2007
The Top 14 Last Words of Jerry Falwell
(Part II)
- "Well, I'll be damned!"
- "Kee-rist! You're doin' it wrong! Lick your hand, sprinkle the salt, lick the salt, THEN down the tequila."
- "You remind me of a bit Jessica Hahn."
- "I wonder what's in this 'Photochop of Falwell rogering Tinky Winky -- LOL!!' e-mail."
- "Okay, girls, here's your $1000. Now you two get down to business first, then I'll join in."
- "'Full House' is on! Dammit, where's my lube?"
- "And to follow in my footsteps, I hereby nominate Fred Phelps."
- "Chris Hansen? Outside with a 'Dateline' crew?!?"
- "Great news! We were able to get a last minute replacement to step in as Liberty University's commencement speaker. Um... Dick Cheney's daughter -- why do you ask?"
- "Slow down, Pat, this leather corset is *really* making me sweat!"
- "Hello, Lynwood Correctional Facility? I'd like to volunteer to personally minister to your newest inmate, Ms. Hilton."
- "Young lady, are you familiar with the ancient religious cleansing ritual known as bukkake?"
- "I'd sell my soul for a bag of Funyons right about now."
and the Number 1 Last Words of Jerry Falwell...
- "Whew! They don't call you *Oral* Roberts for nothing!"
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Selected from 132 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1, 13 (27th #1)
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 2 Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 5
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 5
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 6
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 7
- Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 8
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 9
- Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 10 Website
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 10
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 12
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 14
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 14 Website
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 14
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 14
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Korn, Bakersfield, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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