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Warning: Do NOT mix with cranberries.
November 22, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Yesterday's list got delayed when my trusty HP laptop
took a nosedive off my desk. It seems I'd somehow
wrapped the power cable around my ankle. D'OH!

It's just as well, though. I was planning on taking
off Thursday and Friday (the traditional Thanksgiving
holidays), but now I can interrupt your Turkey-Day
dinners with this list of Turkey-Day dinner atrocities.

There will be no list Friday. Guaranteed!


The Top 16 Least-Loved Thanksgiving Dishes


  1. Jumbo Tofurkey With Texturized-Vegetable-Protein Gravy

  2. Sweat Potatoes

  3. Hot Buttered Mixed Livestock Feet

  4. Pheasant McNuggets

  5. Pureed Pumpkin Pie With Straw

  6. Candied Clams

  7. After-Dinner Gravy Snifter

  8. Bread Pudding With Drunken-Uncle Bourbon-Barf Glaze

  9. Vincemeat Pie

  10. Deep-Fried Beer-Battered Cajun Botulism on a Stick

  11. Pootcake

  12. Stranded-Motorist-Who-Shouldn't-Have-Been-Nosin'- Around-Back-There-Behind-the-Old-Barn-Pot Pie

  13. Cornhole Stuffing With Crammedberries

  14. Gerbilet Gravy

  15. Anything involving the turkey baster at Rosie O'Donnell's or Melissa Etheridge's houses

    and the Number 1 Least-Loved Thanksgiving Dishe...

  16. Turdachshund



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Selected from 88 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 1 (18th #1)
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2, 6
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3, 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 4
  • Andrew Thomas, Shrewsbury, MA -- 7, 14
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 7
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 8, 11
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9 Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 10, 13 Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 11 Website
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 12 Website
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 15
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 16
  • Randy Pan, Goat Rock, CA -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Rod Stewart, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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