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January 29, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
David Miscavige, the effective leader of Scientology,
recently hailed Tom Cruise as the "chosen one."
The actor was compared to Jesus Christ due to his ability
and desire to to spread the word of the wacky sci-fi cult.
The Top 15 Miracles Performed by Tom Cruise
- Resurrecting his career after "Days of Thunder" and "Cocktail."
- Taking only *two* licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
- Convincing billions of people he actually achieved the impossible missionary position with Katie and thereby fathered Suri.
- Managing to overcome even the veil of death to sully Stanley Kubrick's reputation.
- The Parting of the Reality.
- The Mimi Rogers/Nicole Kidman/Katie Holmes "wife" trifecta seems pretty damn miraculous.
- Making an entire nation root for Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer.
- Becoming a Hollywood leading man despite being less than four feet tall.
- Feeding the entire crew of "Mission: Impossible III" with nothing but three Scientology brochures and a crock of bullshit.
- Nailing a drunken Smokey Robinson.
- Getting that autistic dude to say, "KMart sucks."
- "... and, lo, the burning bush he summoned forth spake thus: 'Behold, my name is Nicole, and I shall be as a beard unto you.'"
- Getting footprints on Oprah's couch and living to talk about it.
- Building a working spaceship entirely out of thank-you notes from Keith Urban.
and the Number 1 Miracle Performed by Tom Cruise...
- Getting stuff down from the top shelf.
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Selected from 97 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1 (5th #1)
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 8, 15 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4, 12
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 5
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 7
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 7
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 8
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 9
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 10, 15
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 10
- Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ -- 10
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 11
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 12
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 14, 15
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Elvis Costello, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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