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Sweetened with Splenda!
February 16, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Lately, Britney Spears has been partying
like there's no tomorrow, showing her hoo-hah
to the paparazzi and reportedly puking
in the back of a limo in NYC this week.
Showbiz people are starting to wonder
how she'll ever revive her career.

TopFive has an idea: Star in a movie re-make!


The Top 14 Movie Re-Makes Starring Britney Spears
(Part I)


  1. Guess Who's Puking Up Dinner

  2. A Star Is Boring

  3. Smokey and the Bonghit

  4. C.H.U.G.

  5. Dude, Where's My Career?

  6. White Trash Can Hump

  7. Bar-Hopping Miss Britney

  8. The Liquored-Up, Ectasy-Fueled, Lascivious, Publicly Degrading Madcap Pursuit of Ephemeral Happyness

  9. Bender Like Britney

  10. Momma Throws Up From the Train

  11. The Razored Hedge

  12. Lady Swigs the Booze

  13. Hairless PopTart and the Goblet of Firewater

    and the Number 1 Movie Re-Make Starring Britney Spears...

  14. Saw *It*



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Selected from 174 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1 (30th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 7 Hall of Famer
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 4
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Naheed Vadsaria, Studio City, CA -- 6
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 8
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 9
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 10
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Stephanie S. Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 12
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 13
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 14
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Municipal Waste, Richmond, VA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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