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September 11, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Vanessa Hudgens, the 18-year-old star of
Disney's hit "High School Musical" franchise,
says she's embarrassed over photos somehow
leaked to the Internet showing her butt nekked.


The Top 17 Names for a
Naughty High School Musical
(R-Rated)


  1. Saturday Night Beaver

  2. The Loin King

  3. Orgy and Mess

  4. The Schwing And I

  5. Little Shop Class of Whores

  6. Taint Misbehavin'

  7. Annie Flash Your Bum

  8. Spankalot

  9. Cameltoe

  10. Diddle Her on the Roof

  11. O, Classcutta!

  12. Lay Miss

  13. Joseph and the Amazing Horizontal Cheerleader

  14. My Bare Lady

  15. Breast Spied Story

  16. Allofher!

    and the Number 1 Name for a Naughty High School Musical...

  17. Damn Skanky



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Selected from 130 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 1 (8th #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 3 Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 2, 4
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 4, 8, Banner Tag
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 4, 8
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 4, 11 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4, 16 Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 4
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 4
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 6
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 7, 9
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 7, 13 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 8, 11, 14 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 8, 15
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 8
  • Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 10
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 11, 12 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 12, 17, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 13
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 15
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Genesis, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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